Doesn’t my avatar have the same hint of a smile as this man does? http://tinyurl.com/99colt

Seriously, no one ever replys to me on here. It’s a sad life I lead if I can’t get anyone to talk to me on Twitter. Pfft.

Eh, maybe it also has something to do with me having barely any followers? Whoop. Whats with that? I used to have more. I must offend.

Anybody have a cellphone that accepts a SIM card that I can have?

Seriously! Anyone want to give me a cellphone? With all those iPhone users someones gotta have an old one lying around