This is what Twitter would have been like around 1649: http://i43.tinypic.com/2ega9s0.png

Holy crap I hate college I just want some honey roasted peanuts.

Trying to a do a movie critique. Stupid criteria: Explain how the intersectionality of multiple factors including age, class…BLAH BLAH BLA

I just twonkled a little tweeter and when I twought to myself I tweeted twhat a twonderful twing. Oh crap, I just tweeted all over myself.

Nevermind…no B-dubs.