Fail whaling all over the place, Twitter. What’s up?

Dumb dumb dumb history professor. Worst at KCU! No review, no study guide, no notes, no handouts, how can I even study for this exam!?

A Christmas Carol was great. Now I just need to see Old Dogs, The Blind Side, and Sherlock Holmes.

Coyotes are like, right outside the back door at Wallace Mountain. They are howling so loud. Awesome. #fb

Taco bell doesn’t have bacon any more?! How dare they. This is an outrage. Everybody loves bacon!