Why does Twitter sometimes randomly send me peoples updates to my phone? I’m not subscribed to anyone’s twitter via my cellphone!

Merry Christmas Eve, everybody. I’m headed to bed!

The Mitsubishi Eclipse Amber Alert thing is a hoax! http://urbanlegends.about.com/b/2009/10/05/hoax-amber-alert-license-plate-98b351.htm

What’s this, what’s this, there’s people singing songs…!

Here’s proof the “amber alert” is a hoax: http://mashable.com/2009/10/15/abducted-child-message-hoax/